The Evil Minister's definitions

incestating

The act of dating your sibling.

Mom: Where are you and your brother going?
Mary Sue: Billy Bob and I are going incestating!
Billy Bob: I'm gonna' get me some of that good sister lovin'.
Dad: Billy Bob, you know I shoot at anyone who tries to date yur sister, but since you are my boy I guess I'll let it slide tonight.
Mom: Have a good time and practice safe sex you silly kids.
Dad (to Mom): Come on and watch TV with me, it's our favorite show, "All in the Family".

by The Evil Minister July 16, 2008

brobandpud

An acronym for BROther, husBAND, business Partner, Uncle, Dad. Typically found in the Southeastern United States in and around Tennessee, Alabama and West Virginia, but sometimes found as far south as Middleburg, FL.

Dude, that chick married a brobandpud. Their kids are gonna' look messed up. Pass me another, Bud.

by The Evil Minister July 24, 2008

wisterbam

An acronym for WIfe, siSTER, Business partner, Aunt, Mother. Typically found in the Southeastern United States in and around Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia and West Virginia, but sometimes found as far south as Middleburg, FL.

Dude, he is so related to her that she can only be his wisterbam. Hey, get me another Bud.

by The Evil Minister July 24, 2008