Pirate

When proceeded with anal sex, the man will spit on his partners back giving the other the illusion that he has come. As the other turns around the man proceeds to shot the cum into his partners eye and then kick them in the knee so they hop around the room on one foot screaming "Arrr! Arrrr!"
1) Last night my boyfirend pirated me.
2) I knew we were meant to be when he gave me my first pirate.
3) A hooker once gave me a free pirate on the house.
by The Escalade crew September 19, 2006
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Fantastic Four

The act of relasing seamen into the nose and ear cavities of a wamen, thus covering all of her fantastic fours.
1) I'll give you 50 bucks to Fantastic Four her.
by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006
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