2 definitions by The Emissions

Warped Tour Trash

A person who logs off of myspace once a year to go to the Warped Tour. Warped Tour Trash may be of any race or sexual orientation, but are usually white, metrosexual, homophobic, and borderline rascist. A self proclaimed music lover who only goes to one show a year, as they refer to it, "Warped". Before warped tour comes to town, Warped Tour Trash will invite all their myspace friends to come to "Warped" with them. At the Warped Tour itself, if there are any good bands they will ignore them and go straight to the most obnoxious band playing and proceed to sit outside of the pit and push people. After the shitty bands get done playing, they proceed to buy their entire years wardrobe from the overpriced vendore. After the Warped Tour comes to a close, Myspace Trash will write extensive bulletins on their myspace, filled with exagerations and spelling mistakes.

John: Look at that kid at the edge of the pit with a "Boys Like Girls" shirt on pushing people when they arent looking and bragging about it to the girls he met on myspace
Bob: Warped Tour Trash
John: True dat!

by The Emissions November 11, 2007

boys like girls

A shitty, alternative, emo band claiming to be punk wearing TAPs (tight ass pants) so that little 12 year old pubescent girls can go to their shows ignoring the good bands and then post a shit load of myspace bullitens exclaming how close they were to them.
Basically another band hurting what people can call good music and punk rock in this world today.

Jim: Hey man did you hear the new Boys Like Girls album?

Steve: Thats just lame man

Jim: Well...(long pause trying to come up with a clever and orginal comeback) your gay!! (Using the word "gay" as an insult because to be "pUnK rAwK" you have to be homophobic)

by The Emissions November 11, 2007