Premeditated Dicking

The act of thinking out before hand how one is going to be a dick to another person.
When Dave put itching powder in Stan's underwear, which he had planned to do for weeks, it was a premeditated dicking.
by The Dumbo Slap November 30, 2009
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riding the palm sled

A euphemism for male masturbation.
Don't disturb Dave, he's riding the palm sled.
by The Dumbo Slap April 27, 2010
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