riding the palm sled

A euphemism for male masturbation.

Don't disturb Dave, he's riding the palm sled.

by The Dumbo Slap April 26, 2010

Premeditated Dicking

The act of thinking out before hand how one is going to be a dick to another person.

When Dave put itching powder in Stan's underwear, which he had planned to do for weeks, it was a premeditated dicking.

by The Dumbo Slap November 30, 2009