The Duluth Shartist Group's definitions
One that tries to make it to the stalls, pulls down his pants but never reaches the toilet, and ends up sharting a messy Van Gogh on the bathroom floor.
Tawfiq finished eating at Taco Bell and quickly became a well known shartist.
The phantom pooper is a shartist.
As a professional shartist, Walter, using a pair of Nike's to quickly reach his destination, only uses Baconators as a medium.
Dinusha is an amazing and experienced shartist, overcoming the difficulty of producing artwork while experiencing shartburn.
Jon is a public facility shartist, producing amazing shartwork for over two and a half decades.
The phantom pooper is a shartist.
As a professional shartist, Walter, using a pair of Nike's to quickly reach his destination, only uses Baconators as a medium.
Dinusha is an amazing and experienced shartist, overcoming the difficulty of producing artwork while experiencing shartburn.
Jon is a public facility shartist, producing amazing shartwork for over two and a half decades.
by The Duluth Shartist Group December 29, 2007
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