The Duke of Shittington's definitions

airplane nap

When you sleep in a state of half-consciousness and wake up feeling more or equally tired to before the nap, taken mostly on airplanes or public places

friend A-“so how was the flight back?”
friend B- “not too bad I took an airplane nap for half of it”

by The Duke of Shittington March 7, 2020

blooper reel

When your brain suddenly brings up the time(s) you did some really embarrassing shit

friend A- “hey you’ve been quiet for a few minutes what’s up”
friend B- “nothing I’m just watching my blooper reel”

by The Duke of Shittington March 7, 2020