The Don of Landscaping's definitions

Gut brothers

Males that look pregnant, and have matching belly’s. Guts are so big they have to use a mirror to see their little Johnson’s

Moo Moo and Catfish knew that they were gut brothers as soon their eyes noticed each other’s belly. Who knows, one could actually be pregnant.

by The Don of Landscaping March 20, 2021

Montelione

A landscape artist, one with a green thumb and a muddy/wet backside. One that rolls a yard like a burrito.

The great Montelione leaped over the wall and turned my backyard into an oasis.

by The Don of Landscaping March 19, 2021