3 definitions by The Dirty Baker
Somewhat related to the Picante Butthole, the Picante Pickle offers a different experience for those that are fortunate to encounter. One simply inserts their erect penis into a Picante Butthole (please see their definition). While thrusting, the thruster encounters what can only be described as a mildly tingling situation and upon withdrawal with exposure to air notices a more significant burning situation.
So, last night we had Mexican Pizza and this morning after taking her from behind in her Picante Butthole, I pulled out only to discover a burning sensation that can only Picante Pickle.
by The Dirty Baker August 4, 2022
Insert a single Mentos breath mint into and under the foreskin, making sure to enclose the mint as much as possible. Next, take a sip of Coca-Cola, without swallowing and then carefully hold the penis. Place your lips over the foreskin and slowly release a stream of Coca-Cola into the foreskin. One should hold the foreskin in place, so the chemical reaction pleasures the head of the penis, but also mildly erupts through the foreskin opening. Continue the process until the mint is dissolved or you wish to freshen your breath.
We were on the couch and he had the most beautiful foreskin and I was drinking a full can of Coke, so I decided to give him the De Freshmaker with a Mentos I found in my purse.
by The Dirty Baker August 4, 2022
Insert a single Mentos breath mint into and under the foreskin, making sure to enclose the mint as much as possible. Next, take a sip of Coca-Cola, without swallowing and then carefully hold the penis. Place your lips over the foreskin and slowly release a stream of Coca-Cola into the foreskin. One should hold the foreskin in place, so the chemical reaction pleasures the head of the penis, but also mildly erupts through the foreskin opening. Continue the process until the mint is dissolved or you wish to freshen your breath.
We were on the couch and he had the most beautiful foreskin and I was drinking a full can of Coke, so I decided to give him the De Freshmaker with a Mentos I found in my purse.
by The Dirty Baker August 4, 2022