Definitions by The Devil of Hells Kitchen

Vinten

A nasty irritating and persistent STI that Male Police Officers on Twitter tend to pick up.

Just heard that Tom's picked up a nasty dose of Vinten, so nasty in fact that he might lose his junk

A nasty malingering STI that male Police Officers tend to pick up on Twitter

"Just heard that Tom's picked up a nasty dose of Vinten again!"

"Harry had to see a solicitor before his dose of Vinten finally cleared up"