2 definitions by The Dark Side 69
Charl- you will not believe what i went home with last night
Sally - oh my god, no, what?
Charl - A VIKING CURTAIN SUPRISE
Sally - Thats horrific
Charl - Yes, it was
Sally - oh my god, no, what?
Charl - A VIKING CURTAIN SUPRISE
Sally - Thats horrific
Charl - Yes, it was
by The Dark Side 69 February 5, 2009
Someone sits on the unsuspecting victim's head and farts and then masturbates.
This can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the jizz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light
This can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the jizz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light
John T - Can i sit on your head?
Lauren - What are you doing to do..
John T - Its a suprise
Lauren - Okay aslong as you are nice
20 MINS LATER
Lauren - You jizzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better!
John T - YOU BE NO MEXICAN SOMBRERO!!!!!!
Lauren - What are you doing to do..
John T - Its a suprise
Lauren - Okay aslong as you are nice
20 MINS LATER
Lauren - You jizzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better!
John T - YOU BE NO MEXICAN SOMBRERO!!!!!!
by The Dark Side 69 February 4, 2009