The Dame Duck's definitions

Jump up my ass

a more subtle term of go fuck your self

johns care breaks down at a red light, he get out and asks the fella behind him to help push his car off the road. the guy responsjust call a tow truck dumbass. so john replys to him hey why dont you jump up my ass!!

by the dame duck May 15, 2009

fucking a dead dog

to do somthing but accomplish nothing

standing up a mail box jut to watch the wind push it over again, thats like fucking a dead dog

by the Dame Duck May 13, 2009

Thumb yeah like a bass

all bullshit asaide iam going to kick your ass

shut the hell up befor i thumb yeah like a bass

by the Dame Duck May 13, 2009

Threw a wrench in his shit

fucking up sombody's plans to do somthing

John was going to go racing but i "threw a wrench in his shit" and poped his tiers

by The Dame Duck May 13, 2009