Walking into Mordor

having sex with a girl that is either way to good for you, or prude.

Zach- "Bro! you need to tap that!
Alex- "nah man, she's totally prude!"
Zach- "true dat, one does not simply walk into mordor"
Alex- "yeah, walking into mordor is real hard!"

by The Dais November 25, 2011

Cubby Snatcher

An older fellow who dates women much younger then himself.

"Dude did you see tom's new girlfriend? she's like 8!"

"Yeah man! he's such a cubby snatcher! he'd think that dora was a catch!"

by the dais October 14, 2011