Definitions by The Crazy Mind of Kierstin

Witherspooned 

A person who, in essence, withers up and dies, usually from an unnatural cause.

After wasting our money on that Christmas disaster, "The Four Christmases", my boyfriend went into cardiac arrest and could've potentially Witherspooned if I hadn't called 911!

Witherspooned by The Crazy Mind of Kierstin January 9, 2009