Definitions by The Craig

IHOP 

An acronym adopted from the broken English of a foreigner meaning, "I Hope Only Pee." Since our stores are stocked with foreign mercahdise and people (not from USA anymore), broken English is the norm.
A reminder of this is given when one passes the restaurant bearing the same letters.

I have uh use duh bathroom, and IHOP, coss I not havuh time foh the shit.

IHOP by The Craig July 21, 2006