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Lamp

A Lamp that loves to be all 'Bubbly' and hippies used to use them to Masturbate with in the 60's period. They where sold america wide in a contract with the Us Army to try and brainwash people into joining the Army for crappy pay & Conditions. You've All Seen that Movie! The one with Mel Gibson and the Blood and the death of Lots of American Fuckwits (Go Viatnam!).

American Fuckwit #1: "Hey wow... A Lava Lamp...Hey.. wanna Join the Army?"
American Fuckwit #2:"Sure!"

"Hey Man... Are thooose Bubbles turning you on duuude? Yeaahh totally, there so spaced out...Maaaan..."

by The Cookiemonster August 9, 2006