5 definitions by The Cooker

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A prolific author of urban dictionary definitions. A writer of this caliber, showing such a mastery of the English language, is not seen everyday.
The Cooker: Pete Dick, you are one hell of an urban dictionarian
Pete Dick: Shut up and Irish yourself
by The Cooker March 13, 2008
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Beer at a bar or party that has tragically lost it's owner. A more politically correct wounded soldier.
Jeff: Did you leave that floater on the bar?
Pete: You know I'd never do that.
Jeff: Poor guy's gonna get tossed in the pork soda bucket now.
TP: I can't watch this, I'm going sky dumping
by The Cooker March 13, 2008
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Man too large to pick a fight with.

As the song says, "Buying bread from a man in Brussels. He was six foot four and full of muscles."
Jeff: Dude, there was this guy starting shit down at the Kirk Hotel.
TP: Did you kick his ass?
Jeff: Nah, guy was a like a man in Brussels.
Pete Dick: Shut up and Irish yourself.
by The Cooker March 14, 2008
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To leave a place, commonly a lame bar or party. Often refers to regrouping at another location to plan the next move.
Pete: This sucks, it's nuts to butts in this place.
Jeff: Yeah, I can't even get to the bar to get a beer. Lets roll back like rubbers and go jacking for beats.
Pete: Alright then
by The Cooker February 14, 2008
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A person who rises, undeservedly, to a position of authority, usually as a result of another's demise. Also know as a Paterson.

Jeff: You see the guy taking over for Spitzer as our Governor?
Pete: What's his name?
Jeff: I don't know, but he's a total Gerry Ford.

Can also be used as a verb.
by The Cooker March 13, 2008
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