The Condor's definitions

Swiss Oven

This is a modified Dutch Oven. This occurs when one takes a shit under the covers as opposed to farting. The rest of the procedure is as in the original Dutch Oven.

Joan of Ark (calls on telephone): Is Beatrice there?
Jeb: Nope she's still taking a shower after I gave her a wicked Swiss Oven.

by The Condor November 20, 2007

ghetto romper

The term for a car, truck, or SUV that has been completely pimped out with custom rims, a bone-shaking sound system, an altered suspension, and "cool" interior and whose driver is usually in need of constant attention because of unusually low self confidence.

I was driving along minding my own business when all of the sudden my car begins shaking violently to the tune of some gangsta rap as a ghetto romper with 22" rims and a 22" lift passes me on the shoulder at 80 miles per hour.

by The Condor December 31, 2008