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Gooey Johnson
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The
act
of
cumming
into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into
said
ear canal.
Dude
, last I
night
I gave her a Gooey
Johnson
right before she kicked me out.
Gooey Johnson
by
The Cole Crew
February 7, 2014
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