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Gooey Johnson
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The
act
of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert
one
's erect penis into
said
ear canal.
Dude, last I night I
gave
her a Gooey
Johnson
right before she
kicked
me out.
Gooey Johnson
by
The Cole Crew
February 7, 2014
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