The Chia Pet Farmer's definitions

woo woos

The sudden and instantaneous urge to make bowel movements (take a crap, squeeze one out, etc.) Normally caused by the ingestion of coffee.

This quad frap is giving me the woo woos.

by The Chia Pet Farmer August 6, 2004

Twang

The tough and elastic skin that onnects the back of your scrotum (ballsack) to the area right before your anus. It expands and becomes thin when the temperature is hot, and shrivels up and becomes thick when the temperature is cold.

My twang was really dense in Alaska.

by The Chia Pet Farmer August 6, 2004