Definitions by The Charles

AIFB 

The All-Important First Blowjob of one's life or, less importantly, one's relationship.

A: Oh, thanks, baby, that blowjob was all-important.
B: It was the AIFB?
A: Yar!

Are those AIFB flowers?

Steve, where'd it happen?

AIFB by The Charles October 31, 2003

ballnoise 

The noise one's balls make during sexual intercourse as they slap against the body of the "penis-receiver."

OHHH! Who am I? While I receive your penis, your ballnoise is icing on the cake of my ears!!

B: So...I moan on the "off-beats?"
A: Yeah, because my ballnoise will fall on the on-beats, and I want to hear it this time!

Was that ballnoise I heard in your room last night, young lady?

ballnoise by The Charles October 31, 2003

throb

to forcibly insert a blood engorged penis in the rectum of (insert direct object here)

Quit throbbing me!!!

Iowa is the throb state of all time!

I got throbbed in that game of tiddly-winks by another boy.

throb by The Charles October 28, 2003

Throbber

One who forcibly inserts his or her penis the rectum of another person!

Hey, you throbber! Watch where you put that thing!

A: Let's play cops and throbbers!
B: NOOOOOO!

Throbber by The Charles October 28, 2003

Cockrobber 

One who steals penises.

That cockrobber! I hope my insurance will pay for my new penis.

The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."

God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!

Cockrobber by The Charles October 28, 2003