Throbber

One who forcibly inserts his or her penis the rectum of another person!

Hey, you throbber! Watch where you put that thing!

A: Let's play cops and throbbers!
B: NOOOOOO!

by The Charles October 28, 2003

ballnoise

The noise one's balls make during sexual intercourse as they slap against the body of the "penis-receiver."

OHHH! Who am I? While I receive your penis, your ballnoise is icing on the cake of my ears!!

B: So...I moan on the "off-beats?"
A: Yeah, because my ballnoise will fall on the on-beats, and I want to hear it this time!

Was that ballnoise I heard in your room last night, young lady?

by The Charles October 31, 2003

throb

to forcibly insert a blood engorged penis in the rectum of (insert direct object here)

Quit throbbing me!!!

Iowa is the throb state of all time!

I got throbbed in that game of tiddly-winks by another boy.

by The Charles October 28, 2003

Cockrobber

One who steals penises.

That cockrobber! I hope my insurance will pay for my new penis.

The cockrobber stole the man's penis while he was watching "Friends."

God! Pete is whipped! His girlfriend is a real cockrobber...figuratively!

by The Charles October 28, 2003

AIFB

The All-Important First Blowjob of one's life or, less importantly, one's relationship.

A: Oh, thanks, baby, that blowjob was all-important.
B: It was the AIFB?
A: Yar!

Are those AIFB flowers?

Steve, where'd it happen?

by The Charles October 31, 2003