Definitions by The Cash Money Taco

Car Stasis 

Car stasis is the state of immobility one experiences while sitting in the car, ten feet from the front door, after a long day. Variations include tub stasis, bed stasis and floor stasis.

Callie sure had a long day at work. She wanted to hang out with the cat but couldn't get out of the car. It was a severe case if car stasis.

Car Stasis by The Cash Money Taco April 15, 2013