The Cartagena 3's definitions

Dashboarding

verb

The mysterious act of “going to check something in the car” during a social gathering, only to return with suspiciously high energy, intense jaw action, and an overuse of the word “bro.”

Origin: Coined after a legendary night of camping when someone got caught doing cocaine off their car dashboard by a park ranger. Instantly elevating “dashboarding” to urban legend status among the friend group.

“Has anyone seen Jake?”
“He said he left his phone in the car.”
“Bro… he’s dashboarding.”

by The Cartagena 3 July 14, 2025