3 definitions by The Cape May Creepers

A penis filet

When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.

Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.

by The Cape May Creepers February 24, 2019

TITANIC-ed

When you get iced on an empty stomach with a 64 ounce Smirnoff Original and the only thing in your stomach is floating ice.

Steve- I threw up all morning! I didn’t eat breakfast, then got iced. I was full blow TITANIC-ed .

by The Cape May Creepers January 14, 2018

Adult Swim

When a night of casual adult swimming is fueled by copious amounts of alcohol and the end result is a freeing, naked aquatic adventure.

(Group of friends/couples in pool)

Steve- hey, we are all adults here, why don’t we partake in adult swim.

(Insert splash of wet bathing suit on the concrete)

Steve - Adult Swim is liberating!!!

by The Cape May Creepers January 14, 2018