1 definition by The Cali Handshake

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A condition of impotency where the mans junk refuses to get a hard going for any various number of reasons.
Yuri: Man I was so emberassed, right when I bought that one expensive hooker I had been saving up for I got a raunchy case of Micoxaflopin.

Patrick: Dude maybe you're gay
by The Cali Handshake April 13, 2009

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