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Definitions by The Bunz Clapper

Child Support Trap 

When the girl is hot but also a little white trashy and is super eager to sleep with you. Especially if you have a good job and she is out of your league. Don't do it, it's a trap.
Guy 1: You see Todd take that child support trap home last night?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's gonna be paying her a fortune, hope it was worth it.

Whammin the Jammer 

Vigorous female masturbation. Getting it. Scrambling the meat wallet.
"She doesn't need a vibrator she needs to wham that jammer."

"Nothing says lonely Friday nights like a pint of Haagen Dasz and whammin the jammer to Twilight"