The Boston Creamer's definitions

glazed vag

When a girl goes to a Dunkin' Donuts, claims she knows a guy who works there to gain access to the donut glazing machine to drip hot sugary glazing onto her meat curtain.

H: Hey miss why are you in the back?
DB: Just undergoing a glazed vag procedure using your confectionary equipment.
H: Proceed.

by The Boston Creamer December 28, 2014