Definitions by The Bombest

douchema 

The jet propulsion of epic amounts of lakewater up a woman's anus and vagina simultaneously, while also receiving a water spanking from tubing in a sit-in tube, behind a speed boat.

Climb into the tube and I'll go so fast you'll get a douchema that will knock an ovary loose!

douchema by The Bombest July 12, 2014

The Awesome Package

Refers to a person awesome in every way; one who excels in beauty, brains, wit, humor, integrity and anything else they attempt. Also commonly referred to as a Patti Burris.

Excuse me, ma'am but I'd like to order The Awesome Package and maybe take you for dessert, too.

The Awesome Package by The Bombest May 11, 2010