2 definitions by The Bombest

The Awesome Package

Refers to a person awesome in every way; one who excels in beauty, brains, wit, humor, integrity and anything else they attempt. Also commonly referred to as a Patti Burris.

Excuse me, ma'am but I'd like to order The Awesome Package and maybe take you for dessert, too.

by The Bombest May 11, 2010

douchema

The jet propulsion of epic amounts of lakewater up a woman's anus and vagina simultaneously, while also receiving a water spanking from tubing in a sit-in tube, behind a speed boat.

Climb into the tube and I'll go so fast you'll get a douchema that will knock an ovary loose!

by The Bombest July 13, 2014