Definitions by The Blue Blumpkin

The Skib

The act of entering a kindergarten classroom with your erect penis already out, and then proceeding to touch the kindergarteners with your erected penis. Because of the limited vocabulary that the kindergarteners have (because they’re young), they don’t know what to say, so they just repeat the phrase “Skib! Skib!”.
When using it in a sentence, you can not say “I did The Skib”, you have to say that you PERFORMED The Skib.

Yo bro, I just performed The Skib in a kindergarten classroom earlier today.

The Skib by The Blue Blumpkin May 30, 2024

Blizzarding 

To have in you an enormous nut, then ejaculating into either a man or woman’s butt so hard that it travels up the intestines, through the esophagus, and out the mouth.

I ended up blizzarding her because it was December 1st, the day after No Nut November.

Blizzarding by The Blue Blumpkin April 29, 2024