The Blackout Bandit's definitions

Slamchopped

To reach this level of partying, one must become inebriated to a point of total annihilation. Those who accomplish this magnificent feat are only capable of 13.5% of their normal brain function.

Dude I got so slamchopped last night that I accidentally had sex with your mother.

by The Blackout Bandit May 2, 2010