Definitions by The Big Purple Helmet

Dirty Oompa Loompa 

The act of packing your partner’s anus with saffron and proceeding to fuck them until your dick turns orange.

We originally just wanted to grab a little olive oil to use as lube, but once we saw the saffron in the pantry, we knew we had to try for the dirty oompa loompa.

Dirty Oompa Loompa by The Big Purple Helmet March 19, 2023