Definitions by The Big Beans

Dial Douche 

Somebody who texts you "what's up" and never responds when you send a reply. It's safe to assume that this person doesn't know dick about his or her balls and they probably listen to Juicy J.

Yeah bro who knows, he texted me once but never hit me back. He's an imperial dial douche.

Dial Douche by The Big Beans March 14, 2014