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A form of masturbation done late at night, seemingly more of a ritual. involving wearing a skirt and gooning until you see a deity known as The Mighty Buffalo, which moongooning requires you to decapitate. Then you need to drink the blood of an elk directly from its skull. You must moongoon at least once a week after your first moongoon or else an eight legged Chinese man will brutally murder you
by The Beneficial Tailor January 27, 2024
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