Definitions by The Archbishop of Banterbury

Gigabants 

Banter x 10^9. A thousand million times more banterous than standard chat.

'That was some gigabants'; Masterbation in a crowded public place

Gigabants by The Archbishop of Banterbury February 28, 2011

Nanobants 

Shit chat

Pipe down mate, you're spouting some real nanobants

Nanobants by The Archbishop of Banterbury February 28, 2011