Gigabants

Banter x 10^9. A thousand million times more banterous than standard chat.
'That was some gigabants'; Masterbation in a crowded public place
by The Archbishop of Banterbury February 11, 2011
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Nanobants

Pipe down mate, you're spouting some real nanobants
by The Archbishop of Banterbury February 11, 2011
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