The Amazing Asshole's definitions

Cynical

1. An adjective describing a person with sarcastic, witty, quirky, pessimistic who rejects all conventions, whether of religion, manners, housing, dress, or decency, advocating the pursuit of virtue in a simple and unmaterialistic lifestyle.

2. An individual in Urban Dictionary who likes to stir the turd and add sarcastic, funny, and/or assholey defenitions.

You are so cynical, you make me throw up large, giant, man eating larvae.

by The Amazing Asshole January 26, 2009

Kool Kids Klub

The kool kids klub or KKK for short, is a special club were only "cool" kids that do "cool" stuff can be a part off. They usually drink alcohol and do heavy drugs. They also engage into explicit fornication sessions and are outcasts in society. Very few people are members of the KKK.

I see you are part of the Kool Kids Klub; too strange too live but too rare to die...

by The Amazing Asshole March 22, 2009