The Almighty Cockmeister's definitions

Tits the Character

A character whose sole reason for existing is to do nothing but shake their unreasonably large tits for the audience to gaze at because the show has no another way of retaining viewer intrigue - usually the writer(s) will try and create artificial depth and/or give them some fuckoff sad backstory to make them feel like a natural part of the setting(or smth idk) but that's always overshadowed by the impossibly massive mammaries they somehow carry on their chests

'bro look at the size of her tits compared to the size of her contribution to the plot, she's defo a Tits the Character'

by The Almighty Cockmeister April 8, 2025