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Paignton

The small town of Paignton, in southwest Devon UK, is originally mentioned in the Doomsday book. This is because medieval tourist guides were mainly geared toward what we undersatnd as dark comedy. Paignton is also know as the “Jurassic toilet”, a legacy of dinosaur poop fossils now replaced with half of England's rehabilitation paedophile population and Chav scum (Paignton has not changed much in 177 million years). People of Paignton were once referred to as "flatfoots", because they grew cabbages instead of brains. Look it up for reference, it is 100% accurate.

Have you been to Afghanistan? No, but I once had chav scum kick footballs at my head in Paignton.

by The chronicle July 29, 2019