16 definitions by The King Cornholer
That lucky fellow who has a wife or girlfriend that likes to be spontaneous while having sex with her. After being a thorough Bung Licker and totally cleansing her stink star, he reaches for his Jack Juice and liberally coats his rock hard cock and her gumhole and proceeds to enter her balloon knot ever so slowly. Once he has buried his root, balls deep in her rectum, he begins a gentle pattern of slowly withdrawing and reentering her turdcutter. He gradually builds up speed, pistoning away until reaching the point of no return and gushing his man load deep inside her tailpipe, thus being her ever loving Rectum Rooter.
Todd: Hey Larry, you have never been so relaxed. What gives?
Larry: Man, Linda was one hell of a Bag Lapper last night and she begged me to be her Rectum Rooter as I was being a Bung Tounger. She didn't have to ask me twice. The Jack Juice made it one hell of great way to dump the biggest load I ever had in her tight as hell tailhole.
Todd: Damn, at least she wasn't a Bunghole Bandit. You lucky bastard.
Larry: Man, Linda was one hell of a Bag Lapper last night and she begged me to be her Rectum Rooter as I was being a Bung Tounger. She didn't have to ask me twice. The Jack Juice made it one hell of great way to dump the biggest load I ever had in her tight as hell tailhole.
Todd: Damn, at least she wasn't a Bunghole Bandit. You lucky bastard.
by The King Cornholer April 15, 2008
The wise fellow who has a wife or female friend who allows him to spread her ass cheeks wide and press his nose close to her bunghole and slowly inhale the delicious aroma of her tail end. Gently licking her balloon knot, tasting the residue left from a few days of not bathing. Licking the taste away and enjoying every second of it. Stabbing the tounge in and out of her sphincter also increases the experience as well as increases the chance of bringing her to anal orgasm.
Gayle and I had a hell of a good time at the Adult Movie Awards. We retired back to our suite and when the door closed, she raised her skirt and pulled her soaked panties down and bent over the back of the couch with her knees on the cushions, legs spread wide. I knew what she wanted. I kicked my shoes off and knelt behind her. Spread her beautiful butt cheeks wide and was her Bung Licker for the evening.
by The King Cornholer March 28, 2008