Definitions by ThatGuy 915

Hog Nog 

Semen or more generally called jizz/cum

I was so aroused that I prematurely sprayed my hog nog on her glasses.

Hog Nog by ThatGuy 915 December 31, 2022

Van Gogh Tickle 

When your poop is so long that the tip of it grazes the underside of your ballsack while it’s falling to the bowl as if it was a brush stroke from Van Gogh himself.

I took the biggest poo of my life today. It was so long, in fact, that it gave me the Van Gogh Tickle.

Van Gogh Tickle by ThatGuy 915 February 26, 2019