Mehraby

Advective:
1. To be an utter cock, who bares a striking resemblence to Mao Zedong.
2. To pretend to be good at Modern Foreign Languages
"Our German Teacher is a right Mehraby"
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Ladybridge

Noun:
1. A bridge normally used by members of the fairer sex.
2. An enourmously popular unsigned band from Oxfordshire.
Jane crossed over the ladybridge while Bob stayed on the other side.
Are you going to the Ladybridge gig tonight?
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