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Table Captain
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THE
SICK FUCK
IN THIRD GRADE THAT
BITCHED
ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN
CRAYONS
.
im gonna
beat
the shit outta the
table
captain
.
Table Captain
by
That one taco
June 18, 2016
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