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Table Captain
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THE
SICK FUCK
IN
THIRD GRADE
THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY
GOD DAMN
CRAYONS.
im gonna
beat
the shit
outta
the table
captain.
by
That one taco
June 18, 2016
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