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Table Captain
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THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD
GRADE
THAT
BITCHED
ME AROUND TO
GET
MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.
im gonna beat the
shit
outta the
table
captain
.
Table Captain
by
That one taco
June 18, 2016
Get the
Table Captain
mug.