Definitions by That one person who farts

Dear Maria, count me in 

There’s a story at the bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen.

“I got your picture, I’m coming with you, Dear Maria, count me in.”

Dear Maria, count me in by That one person who farts August 8, 2022

Zamwopple

A whopple that zams.

Person 1: “Look at that Zamwopple!”
Person 2: “Yeah it’s really zammin’”

Zamwopple by That one person who farts March 20, 2022

Jakr 

The word that appears when you misspell Jake.

Person 1: “Let’s go in Royale High! My Boyfriend, Jakr is there!”
Person 2: “Hey, I know no one named Jakr, also, why are you online dating?!!??”

Jakr by That one person who farts March 20, 2022

Yamiris 

Funny funny cat person who funny funny because no. But also cool. And not cool. But it’s a non-American name usually for girls.

“That is a Yamiris type cat dog kitty cool cat no cat no, I said to type That is Yamiris.”

Yamiris by That one person who farts March 20, 2022