Definitions by That Random Chick

failplay 

to fail so spectacularly at foreplay one is required to portmanteau the two words into one.

He demonstrated some spectacular failplay, and she left in a hurry.

failplay by That Random Chick June 14, 2010

Trench Coat 

Verb. To trench coat. Trench coating.

To preform sexual foreplay with the aid of a trench coat. Also may involve pole-dancing, striptease, and various name-calling.

"So what were you up to last night?"
"Oh the usual."
"The usual?" 0.o
"Me and Avs were getting it down, trench coating it all night long."

Trench Coat by That Random Chick January 10, 2009