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Definitions by That Raffy Taffy

Candy Crush Addict 

One who is addicted to the Facebook made famous cellphone game that is similar to bejeweled. This person sits and plays candy crush in his or her free time between tasks. All free time is consumed by playing the game and either trying to beat endless and pointless levels of little colorful candy pieces. One is classified as a addict if he or she can not function without playing the game. Also this person continuously sends out requests for lives on Facebook like the game is going out of style.
Person 1: Hey I got like 100 invites from Franie for Candy Crush.

Person 2: Yeah me too!

Person 1: This guy is ridiculous, seems like all he does is play candy crush.

Person 2: Right, this dude is a freaking candy crush addict!

dyked on 

When a chick is being hit on by another female either in a private or public setting ei. bar, bathroom, club, or street.

Being approached or solicited by another female for sexual favors in the bathroom.
Person 1: Hey bro, Where's Martha? She been gone for a long time. Is she being dyked on?

Person 2: She went to the bathroom.

Person 1: She's probably being dyked on. fosho!
dyked on by That Raffy Taffy June 8, 2013

Two handed snow mobiler 

Its when you are fucking a girl doggy style and put both of your hands on her shoulders and start thrusting back forth like your riding a snow mobile.
"I was fucking Monica like a two handed snow mobiler"