That Guy's definitions

green mile

The short "mile" that a prisoner walks before he is executed on prison grounds by the force of the law.

There's a dead man walkin' on a green mile.

by that guy August 4, 2003

foof

The act of making all of one's hair stand on end. Generally used by furries.

Be nice to me or I'll foof you, you nasty bunny.

by That Guy September 23, 2004

shmegalamunga

Term for an unfamiliar food. Coined by Len Cella in the 1985 cult classic "Moron Movies"

Person 1: "Have some Shmegalamunga!"
Person 2: "How do you spell that? I don't eat nuthin' I can't spell!"

by That Guy September 23, 2004

Hitler mustache

When someone gives a person oral and the pubic hair of the "receiver" falls out. the hair then sticks to the "givers" face on their upper lip giving them a hitler mustache.

I was eaten my girlfreind out last night and i got a hitler mustache. I ain't ever doin that shit again.

by that guy February 1, 2005

pimp my ride

a hot tv show hosted by xzibit.

did you see that new episode of pimp my ride, that guy got a fishtank in his car

by that guy April 14, 2004

Mendel

Some guy who gew pea plants. Tried to get them to grow extra large through genetics so he could hide the grape vines he was growing behind them. Really true.

Mendel really liked wine.

by That Guy November 16, 2003

Longwood University

Longwood University is generally good school overall. There are many very nice people who go there, and many of them are very intellegient. Their professors often provide challenging and thought-provoking material in their classes, and many students work very hard to achieve good grades at Longwood. In fact, Longwood is probably the best place to be if you want to be a teacher. However, Longwood contains a huge inferiority complex concerning Hampden-Sydney. This complex is not necessarily an academic one shared by all students; rather, it is one harbored by a large number of the males who attend Longwood. Longwood men constantly struggle to assert their superiority to Hampden-Sydney men, but every weekend scores of their Longwood women flock to Hampden-Sydney, leaving the men of Longwood confused and angry. Many Longwood men attempt to convince themselves that these are only naive young ladies, who are unaware of the dangers of the Hampden-Sydney men, when in fact women from every class at Longwood continue to visit Hampden-Sydney. It seems that the men of Longwood are so inept that Longwood women are willing risk the dangers of Hamdpen-Sydney. Additionaly, while many of these visits have drinking and one-night stands as their primary goals, there are also many girls who do not participate in this lifestyle. They simply appreciate the company of the Hampden-Sydney man. Though many, including many students at Hampden-Sydney, believe that the HSC man's trademark is the bowtie or pink polo shirt, the real trademark of a Hampden-Sydney man is Southern Hospitality, something most Longwood men know nothing about.

Jeff: Man, those Hampden-Sydney guys sure are lame. They think they are so awesome with their brilliant professors and beautiful campus...
Matt: Yeah. They are lame. They go to an all male school; that means they must be gay or something, right Jim?
Jim: I didn't go there because I didn't get in.
Jeff and Matt: Me too.

by That guy November 28, 2004