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Googilepsy

Opening Google and then forgetting what you wanted to search for.

I just opened Google but now I can't remember why.
Dude, you're suffering from Googilepsy!

by That Dave Guy March 15, 2013

breastaurateur

Owner/franchisee of a restaurant featuring scantily-clad waitresses who typically have large breasts.

The guy who started Hooters is the original breastaurateur.

by That Dave Guy July 22, 2012