That Dave Guy's definitions

breastaurateur

Owner/franchisee of a restaurant featuring scantily-clad waitresses who typically have large breasts.

The guy who started Hooters is the original breastaurateur.

by That Dave Guy July 22, 2012

Googilepsy

Opening Google and then forgetting what you wanted to search for.

I just opened Google but now I can't remember why.
Dude, you're suffering from Googilepsy!

by That Dave Guy March 15, 2013