Tharg Wacmith's definitions

Fomosaurus

A person who suffers from massive FOMO.

"oh my days did you see Sims do the merekat routine in the office when I was talking to the big lad? She went FOMO...massive FOMO, she went Fomosaurus on us"

by Tharg Wacmith March 16, 2020

Knodgey

When a gentleman's genitals get compressed towards the pelvis by the inadvertent combination of underwear, trousers and seating position, leading to what is described as a Front wedgey, including the knob. Hence Knodgey.

So i sat down to talk to my PA in the office and I had a really uncomfortable Knodgey going on...I had to carefully adjust myself under the desk.

by Tharg Wacmith March 15, 2020