Thaddeus M Guy, Esquire's definitions

Literature

Poorly written works that have managed to stick around and remain "popular" due to sensitive topics involved in the story and/or general laziness on the part of school boards and English classes.

Teacher: We're going to read some new literature in class.
-later-
Students: Gods, that was awful.

by Thaddeus M Guy, Esquire January 5, 2013