Definitions by ThE KnOb gObLiN

willknot 

When a piece of poop somehow escapes the toilet paper and sticks to an ass hair or two. i.e. dingleberry

Dude i looked in the mirror this morning and i had a willknot the size of a golf ball on my ass.

willknot by ThE KnOb gObLiN June 25, 2003