2 definitions by Texas Hammer
Fat black male with a kid hair cut usually found in drive thru windows late at night supersizing the menu. Known to anger women he approaches because of his smell. Knocks over most thing in store with stomach fat.
You see that Todd in the drive thru and raisin canes.
A Todd knocked it over and proceeded to leave the store.
A todd tried to holler at me today I told him to leave.
A Todd knocked it over and proceeded to leave the store.
A todd tried to holler at me today I told him to leave.
by Texas Hammer September 23, 2022
One is drunk as a motherfucker when they consume 1/2 a sip less than what would literally kill them. This stage of drunkeness is characterized by the will and want to have sex with your biological mother.
I am drunk as a motherfucker and horny. I'm going home and going balls deep in mama's ass.
That dude is drunk as motherfucker; he's just living the dream.
That dude is drunk as motherfucker; he's just living the dream.
by Texas Hammer December 11, 2011