Texas Dan's definitions

Rape alarm

The act of waking a sleeping woman by having sex with her.

Reginald: "My girlfriend was snoring like a pig again last night, so I decided to give her the old rape alarm."

Winston: "How did that work out for you?"

Reginald: "Well it stopped the snoring... but then there was a great deal of shouting and screaming."

by Texas Dan August 6, 2010